Maitland, on 31 December 2009 - 07:37 AM, said:
Maitland, Maitland, Maitland, you're not thinking, my friend. Let me help.
Surely there are some large rocks, down along the River Knaick? If so, that means absolutely no washing machine necessary. Mrs. M. can simply do laundry there.
If there are no rocks, you can doubtless locate an old washboard somewhere. Once again, no washing machine is necessary.
All this time I thought you were the thrifty Scot. It's a good thing I'm here to look out for you.
By my calculations, you are approximately 4 hours from the bells, as I type this. Best wishes for the New Year to all of you. I am tall and dark-headed (well, the hair HRH has yet to turn grey, that is) and would be more than willing to chap on your door at 12:01, but you never seem to provide my air fare to get me there in time. Och, well, accept my symbolic cakes, this 1£ coin, a pinch of salt, a bottle of Irn Bru (canny be havin' whisky, can ye?) and a lump of coal. I can't forget the coal, because my wish is that long may yer lum reek wey ower foak's coal.



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